﻿{"id":6443,"date":"2017-03-31T15:33:33","date_gmt":"2017-03-31T07:33:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.writtenchinese.com\/?p=6443"},"modified":"2022-06-04T12:53:15","modified_gmt":"2022-06-04T04:53:15","slug":"are-you-being-funny-how-tell-jokes-in-chinese","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.writtenchinese.com\/are-you-being-funny-how-tell-jokes-in-chinese\/","title":{"rendered":"Are You Being Funny? How to Tell Jokes in Chinese"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Chinese and Western humour can often be quite different. Whilst Western humour is often based on sarcasm, Chinese jokes may sometimes be described as \u2018black humour\u2019. When it comes to TV and movies, slapstick is a popular choice, as well as short skits.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Since Chinese jokes often rely heavily on linguistics, it may sometimes be difficult for non-natives to \u2018get\u2019 a joke, and the same can be said of English jokes for a Chinese native. Sometimes things just get lost in translation! Similarly to how sarcasm is used in the west, jokes in Chinese will sometimes be described as a \u2018cold\u2019 joke. This is a joke that is so bad, it\u2019s not really funny\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Traditionally, the most common type of humour in China was \u2018crosstalk\u2019, a type of stand up between two people. You can see an example of crosstalk in the video below. Although they speak quite slowly, you can also turn on the English subtitles and follow along!<\/p>\n\n\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\"  id=\"_ytid_80906\"  width=\"900\" height=\"675\"  data-origwidth=\"900\" data-origheight=\"675\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/VuQA2QIXRYU?enablejsapi=1&#038;autoplay=0&#038;cc_load_policy=0&#038;cc_lang_pref=&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;loop=0&#038;modestbranding=0&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;playsinline=0&#038;autohide=2&#038;theme=dark&#038;color=red&#038;controls=1&#038;\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\"  allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Continue reading to learn some Chinese vocabulary for joking and tricks. If you want to make your Chinese friends laugh, why not learn how to say some Chinese jokes?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Joke Vocabulary<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/dictionary.writtenchinese.com\/#sk=%E6%84%9A%E4%BA%BA%E8%8A%82%E5%BF%AB%E4%B9%90&amp;svt=pinyin\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\u611a\u4eba\u8282\u5feb\u4e50<\/a>! (y\u00fa r\u00e9n ji\u00e9 ku\u00e0i l\u00e8) April fool!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/dictionary.writtenchinese.com\/#sk=%E6%84%9A%E4%BA%BA%E8%8A%82&amp;svt=pinyin\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\u611a\u4eba\u8282<\/a> (y\u00fa r\u00e9n ji\u00e9) April Fool&#8217;s Day<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/dictionary.writtenchinese.com\/worddetail\/wanxiao\/1890\/3\/1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\u73a9\u7b11<\/a> (w\u00e1n xi\u00e0o) to joke<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/dictionary.writtenchinese.com\/worddetail\/xiaoliao\/16022\/3\/1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\u7b11\u6599<\/a> (xi\u00e0o li\u00e0o) laughing stock<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/dictionary.writtenchinese.com\/#sk=%E6%81%B6%E4%BD%9C%E5%89%A7&amp;svt=pinyin\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\u6076\u4f5c\u5267<\/a> (\u00e8 zu\u00f2 j\u00f9) mischief\/mischievous\/practical joke\/prank<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/dictionary.writtenchinese.com\/#sk=%E5%BC%80%E7%8E%A9%E7%AC%91&amp;svt=pinyin\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\u5f00\u73a9\u7b11<\/a> (k\u0101i w\u00e1n xi\u00e0o) to play a joke\/to make fun of\/to joke<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/dictionary.writtenchinese.com\/worddetail\/zhuonong\/37383\/2\/1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\u6349\u5f04<\/a> (zhu\u014d n\u00f2ng) to make a fool out of someone<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/dictionary.writtenchinese.com\/worddetail\/xiaochou\/11715\/3\/1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\u5c0f\u4e11<\/a> (xi\u01ceo ch\u01d2u) clown<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/dictionary.writtenchinese.com\/worddetail\/xiangsheng\/6385\/3\/1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\u76f8\u58f0<\/a> (xi\u00e0ng) sheng cross talk \/ sketch<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/dictionary.writtenchinese.com\/worddetail\/xiaopin\/8445\/3\/1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\u5c0f\u54c1<\/a> (xi\u01ceo p\u01d0n) sketch show<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/dictionary.writtenchinese.com\/#sk=%E5%86%B7%E7%AC%91%E8%AF%9D&amp;svt=pinyin\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\u51b7\u7b11\u8bdd<\/a> (l\u011bng xi\u00e0o hu\u00e0) \u2018cold joke\u2019 joke intended to be so corny it makes one groan<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"754\" height=\"295\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writtenchinese.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/tricks-in-Chinese-1.png?resize=754%2C295&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6456\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writtenchinese.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/tricks-in-Chinese-1.png?w=754&amp;ssl=1 754w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writtenchinese.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/tricks-in-Chinese-1.png?resize=510%2C200&amp;ssl=1 510w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writtenchinese.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/tricks-in-Chinese-1.png?resize=100%2C39&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writtenchinese.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/tricks-in-Chinese-1.png?resize=300%2C117&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 754px) 100vw, 754px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/dictionary.writtenchinese.com\/#sk=%E9%AD%94%E6%9C%AF%E5%B8%88&amp;svt=pinyin\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\u9b54\u672f\u5e08<\/a> (m\u00f3 sh\u00f9 sh\u012b) magician<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/dictionary.writtenchinese.com\/#sk=%E9%AD%94%E6%9C%AF%E6%A3%92&amp;svt=pinyin\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\u9b54\u672f\u68d2<\/a> (m\u00f3 sh\u00f9 b\u00e0ng) magic wand<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/dictionary.writtenchinese.com\/#sk=%E7%BA%B8%E7%89%8C%E9%AD%94%E6%9C%AF&amp;svt=pinyin\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\u7eb8\u724c\u9b54\u672f<\/a> (zh\u01d0 p\u00e1i m\u00f3 sh\u00f9) Card trick<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/dictionary.writtenchinese.com\/worddetail\/zashua\/16379\/3\/1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\u6742\u800d<\/a> (z\u00e1 shu\u01ce) sideshow performance<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/dictionary.writtenchinese.com\/worddetail\/xifa\/13736\/3\/1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\u620f\u6cd5<\/a> (x\u00ec f\u01ce) magic trick<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/dictionary.writtenchinese.com\/worddetail\/cuojue\/9639\/3\/1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\u9519\u89c9<\/a> (cu\u00f2 ju\u00e9) optical illusion<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/dictionary.writtenchinese.com\/worddetail\/huanjue\/7514\/3\/1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\u5e7b\u89c9<\/a> (hu\u00e0n ju\u00e9) magical illusion<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Chinese Jokes<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">The Blind Crab<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"276\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writtenchinese.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Blind-crab-Chinese-joke-300x276.jpg?resize=300%2C276&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6446\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writtenchinese.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Blind-crab-Chinese-joke.jpg?resize=300%2C276&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writtenchinese.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Blind-crab-Chinese-joke.jpg?resize=510%2C469&amp;ssl=1 510w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writtenchinese.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Blind-crab-Chinese-joke.jpg?resize=100%2C92&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writtenchinese.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Blind-crab-Chinese-joke.jpg?resize=768%2C706&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writtenchinese.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Blind-crab-Chinese-joke.jpg?w=1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/dictionary.writtenchinese.com\/#sk=%E8%9E%83%E8%9F%B9%E5%87%BA%E9%97%A8%E6%95%A3%E6%AD%A5%E4%B8%8D%E5%B0%8F%E5%BF%83%E6%92%9E%E5%88%B0%E4%BA%86%E5%B0%8F%E9%B1%BC&amp;svt=pinyin\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\u8783\u87f9\u51fa\u95e8\u6563\u6b65\u4e0d\u5c0f\u5fc3\u649e\u5230\u4e86\u5c0f\u9c7c<\/a>\uff0c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(p\u00e1ng xi\u00e8 ch\u016b m\u00e9n s\u00e0n b\u00f9 b\u00f9 xi\u01ceo x\u012bn zhu\u00e0ng d\u00e0o le xi\u01ceo y\u00fa)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/dictionary.writtenchinese.com\/#sk=%E5%B0%8F%E9%B1%BC%E5%BE%88%E7%94%9F%E6%B0%94%EF%BC%9A%E2%80%9C%E4%BD%A0%E6%98%AF%E4%B8%8D%E6%98%AF%E7%9E%8E%E5%95%8A%EF%BC%9F%E2%80%9D&amp;svt=pinyin\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\u5c0f\u9c7c\u5f88\u751f\u6c14\uff1a\u201c\u4f60\u662f\u4e0d\u662f\u778e\u554a<\/a>\uff1f\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(xi\u01ceo y\u00fa h\u011bn sh\u0113ng q\u00ec: \u201cn\u01d0 sh\u00ec b\u00fa sh\u00ec xi\u0101 \u0101?\u201d)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/dictionary.writtenchinese.com\/#sk=%E8%9E%83%E8%9F%B9%E5%BE%88%E5%A7%94%E5%B1%88%EF%BC%9A%E2%80%9C%E4%B8%8D%E6%98%AF%E5%95%8A%EF%BC%8C%E6%88%91%E6%98%AF%E8%9E%83%E8%9F%B9&amp;svt=pinyin\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\u8783\u87f9\u5f88\u59d4\u5c48\uff1a\u201c\u4e0d\u662f\u554a\uff0c\u6211\u662f\u8783\u87f9<\/a>\uff01\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(p\u00e1ng xi\u00e8 h\u011bn w\u011bi q\u016b: b\u00fa sh\u00ec \u0101, w\u01d2 sh\u00ec p\u00e1ng xi\u00e8!\u201d)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The crab went out for a walk and knocked down a fish,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The little fish was very angry and asked: &#8220;are you blind?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The crab felt wronged and replied: &#8220;no, I am a crab!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This joke plays on the similar sounds of <a href=\"https:\/\/dictionary.writtenchinese.com\/worddetail\/xia\/23169\/1\/1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">\u867e<\/a> (xi\u0101), meaning \u2018shrimp\u2019 and \u778e (xi\u0101) meaning \u2018blind\u2019.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">The Communications Deer<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writtenchinese.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Communications-Deer-joke-in-Chinese-300x300.png?resize=300%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6449\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writtenchinese.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Communications-Deer-joke-in-Chinese.png?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writtenchinese.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Communications-Deer-joke-in-Chinese.png?resize=235%2C235&amp;ssl=1 235w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writtenchinese.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Communications-Deer-joke-in-Chinese.png?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writtenchinese.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Communications-Deer-joke-in-Chinese.png?resize=510%2C510&amp;ssl=1 510w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writtenchinese.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Communications-Deer-joke-in-Chinese.png?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writtenchinese.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Communications-Deer-joke-in-Chinese.png?w=900&amp;ssl=1 900w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/dictionary.writtenchinese.com\/#sk=%E5%B0%8F%E7%86%8A%E5%AF%B9%E5%B0%8F%E5%85%94%E8%AF%B4%EF%BC%9A%E2%80%9C%E6%88%91%E8%A6%81%E7%BB%99%E7%8C%B4%E5%AD%90%E6%89%93%E7%94%B5%E8%AF%9D%EF%BC%8C%E4%BD%86%E6%98%AF%E4%B8%8D%E7%9F%A5%E9%81%93%E5%A5%B9%E7%9A%84%E5%8F%B7%E7%A0%81&amp;svt=pinyin\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\u5c0f\u718a\u5bf9\u5c0f\u5154\u8bf4\uff1a\u201c\u6211\u8981\u7ed9\u7334\u5b50\u6253\u7535\u8bdd\uff0c\u4f46\u662f\u4e0d\u77e5\u9053\u5979\u7684\u53f7\u7801<\/a>\u3002\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(xi\u01ceo xi\u00f3ng du\u00ec xi\u01ceo t\u00f9 shu\u014d: \u201cw\u01d2 y\u00e0o g\u011bi h\u00f3u zi d\u01ce di\u00e0n hu\u00e0, d\u00e0n sh\u00ec b\u00f9 zh\u012b dao t\u0101 de h\u00e0o m\u01ce.\u201d)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/dictionary.writtenchinese.com\/#sk=%E5%B0%8F%E5%85%94%E8%AF%B4%EF%BC%9A%E2%80%9C%E4%BD%A0%E5%8E%BB%E9%97%AE%E5%B0%8F%E9%B9%BF%E5%90%A7!&amp;svt=pinyin\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\u5c0f\u5154\u8bf4\uff1a\u201c\u4f60\u53bb\u95ee\u5c0f\u9e7f\u5427<\/a>!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(xi\u01ceo t\u00f9 shu\u014d: \u201dn\u01d0 q\u00f9 w\u00e8n xi\u01ceo l\u00f9 ba!\u201d)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/dictionary.writtenchinese.com\/#sk=%E5%B0%8F%E7%86%8A%E9%97%AE%EF%BC%9A%E2%80%9C%E4%B8%BA%E4%BB%80%E4%B9%88%E4%BB%96%E4%BC%9A%E7%9F%A5%E9%81%93%22&amp;svt=pinyin\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\u5c0f\u718a\u95ee\uff1a\u201c\u4e3a\u4ec0\u4e48\u4ed6\u4f1a\u77e5\u9053<\/a>?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(xi\u01ceo xi\u00f3ng w\u00e8n:\u201dw\u00e8i sh\u00e9n me t\u0101 hu\u00ec zh\u012b dao?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/dictionary.writtenchinese.com\/#sk=%E5%B0%8F%E5%85%94%E7%AD%94%EF%BC%9A%E2%80%9C%E5%9B%A0%E4%B8%BA%E4%BB%96%E6%98%AF%E9%80%9A%E8%AE%AF%E9%B9%BF&amp;svt=pinyin\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\u5c0f\u5154\u7b54\uff1a\u201c\u56e0\u4e3a\u4ed6\u662f\u901a\u8baf\u9e7f<\/a>\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(xi\u01ceo t\u00f9 d\u00e1: \u201dy\u012bn w\u00e8i t\u0101 sh\u00ec t\u014dng x\u00f9n l\u00f9!\u201d)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bear said to rabbit,\u201dI want to call the monkey, but I do not know her number.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Rabbit said, \u201cyou can ask deer for it!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bear asked, \u201cWhy would he know it?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Rabbit answered: \u201cBecause he is the phone book\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This joke plays on the similarity between the word \u2018deer\u2019 <a href=\"https:\/\/dictionary.writtenchinese.com\/worddetail\/lu\/16235\/1\/1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\u9e7f<\/a> (l\u00f9) and the last character in the word for \u2018phonebook\u2019 <a href=\"https:\/\/dictionary.writtenchinese.com\/#sk=address%20book&amp;svt=pinyin\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\u901a\u8baf\u5f55<\/a> (t\u014dng x\u00f9n l\u00f9). Both use the same pronunciation, and so without the context, they can easily be confused.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">The Panda\u2019s Dream<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"248\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writtenchinese.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Pandas-dream-joke-in-Chinese-300x248.jpg?resize=300%2C248&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6447\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writtenchinese.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Pandas-dream-joke-in-Chinese.jpg?resize=300%2C248&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writtenchinese.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Pandas-dream-joke-in-Chinese.jpg?resize=510%2C422&amp;ssl=1 510w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writtenchinese.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Pandas-dream-joke-in-Chinese.jpg?resize=100%2C83&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writtenchinese.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Pandas-dream-joke-in-Chinese.jpg?resize=768%2C635&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writtenchinese.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Pandas-dream-joke-in-Chinese.jpg?w=873&amp;ssl=1 873w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/dictionary.writtenchinese.com\/#sk=%E7%86%8A%E7%8C%AB%E4%BB%8A%E5%B9%B4%E6%9C%89%E4%B8%A4%E4%B8%AA%E7%94%9F%E6%97%A5%E6%84%BF%E6%9C%9B%EF%BC%9A%E6%B2%BB%E5%A5%BD%E9%BB%91%E7%9C%BC%E5%9C%88%E5%92%8C%E7%85%A7%E4%B8%80%E5%BC%A0%E5%BD%A9%E8%89%B2%E7%85%A7%E7%89%87&amp;svt=pinyin\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\u718a\u732b\u4eca\u5e74\u6709\u4e24\u4e2a\u751f\u65e5\u613f\u671b\uff1a\u6cbb\u597d\u9ed1\u773c\u5708\u548c\u7167\u4e00\u5f20\u5f69\u8272\u7167\u7247<\/a>\u3002<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(xi\u00f3ng m\u0101o j\u012bn ni\u00e1n y\u01d2u li\u01ceng g\u00e8 sh\u0113ng r\u00ec yu\u00e0n w\u00e0ng: zh\u00ec h\u01ceo h\u0113i y\u01cen qu\u0101n h\u00e9 zh\u00e0o y\u012b zh\u0101ng c\u01cei s\u00e8 zh\u00e0o pi\u00e0n.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The panda has two birthday dreams this year: to cure the black rimmed eyes and have a colour photo taken.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Loyalty<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"272\" height=\"265\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writtenchinese.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Loyal-puppy-joke.jpg?resize=272%2C265&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6448\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writtenchinese.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Loyal-puppy-joke.jpg?w=272&amp;ssl=1 272w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writtenchinese.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Loyal-puppy-joke.jpg?resize=100%2C97&amp;ssl=1 100w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 272px) 100vw, 272px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/dictionary.writtenchinese.com\/#sk=%E4%B8%80%E4%B8%AA%E4%BA%BA%E5%8E%BB%E5%AE%A0%E7%89%A9%E5%BA%97%E6%83%B3%E4%B9%B0%E4%B8%80%E5%8F%AA%E5%B0%8F%E7%8B%97&amp;svt=pinyin\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\u4e00\u4e2a\u4eba\u53bb\u5ba0\u7269\u5e97\u60f3\u4e70\u4e00\u53ea\u5c0f\u72d7<\/a>\u3002<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(y\u012b g\u00e8 r\u00e9n q\u00f9 ch\u01d2ng w\u00f9di\u00e0n xi\u01ceng m\u01cei y\u012b zh\u012b xi\u01ceo g\u01d2u)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/dictionary.writtenchinese.com\/#sk=%E8%BF%99%E5%8F%AA%E7%9C%8B%E8%B5%B7%E5%BE%88%E5%8F%AF%E7%88%B1&amp;svt=pinyin\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\u8fd9\u53ea\u770b\u8d77\u5f88\u53ef\u7231<\/a>\u3002\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(\u201czh\u00e8 zh\u012b k\u00e0n q\u01d0 h\u011bn k\u011b \u00e0i.\u201d)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/dictionary.writtenchinese.com\/worddetail\/shide\/42323\/2\/1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\u662f\u7684<\/a>\u3002\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(\u201csh\u00ec de.\u201d)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/dictionary.writtenchinese.com\/#sk=%E5%BF%A0%E8%AF%9A%E5%BA%A6%E6%80%8E%E4%B9%88%E6%A0%B7&amp;svt=pinyin\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\u5fe0\u8bda\u5ea6\u600e\u4e48\u6837<\/a>\uff1f\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(\u201czh\u014dng ch\u00e9ng d\u00f9 z\u011bn me y\u00e0ng?)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201c<a>\u8fd8\u4e0d\u9519\uff0c\u53cd\u6b63\u6211\u5356\u4e86\u5b83\u56db\u6b21\uff0c\u6700\u540e\u5b83\u90fd\u81ea\u5df1\u56de\u6765\u4e86<\/a>\u3002\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(\u201ch\u00e1i b\u00f9 cu\u00f2, f\u01cen zh\u00e8ng w\u01d2 m\u00e0i le t\u0101 s\u00ec c\u00ec, zu\u00ec h\u00f2u t\u0101 d\u014du z\u00ec j\u01d0 hu\u00ed lai le.\u201d)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A man went to a pet shop to buy a dog.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThis one looks cute.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYes, it is.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cIs it loyal?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYes, I sold it 4 times, and it always came back to me\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Octopi in Love<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writtenchinese.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Octopi-in-Love-joke-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writtenchinese.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Octopi-in-Love-joke.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writtenchinese.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Octopi-in-Love-joke.jpg?resize=235%2C235&amp;ssl=1 235w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writtenchinese.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Octopi-in-Love-joke.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writtenchinese.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Octopi-in-Love-joke.jpg?resize=510%2C510&amp;ssl=1 510w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writtenchinese.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Octopi-in-Love-joke.jpg?w=512&amp;ssl=1 512w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/dictionary.writtenchinese.com\/#sk=%E4%BB%8E%E5%89%8D%E6%9C%89%E4%B8%A4%E5%8F%AA%E7%AB%A0%E9%B1%BC%E7%9B%B8%E7%88%B1%E4%BA%86%EF%BC%8C%E7%84%B6%E5%90%8E%E4%BB%96%E4%BB%AC%E7%89%B5%E6%89%8B%E7%89%B5%E6%89%8B%E7%89%B5%E6%89%8B%E7%89%B5%E6%89%8B%E7%89%B5%E6%89%8B%E7%89%B5%E6%89%8B...&amp;svt=pinyin\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\u4ece\u524d\u6709\u4e24\u53ea\u7ae0\u9c7c\u76f8\u7231\u4e86\uff0c\u7136\u540e\u4ed6\u4eec\u7275\u624b\u7275\u624b\u7275\u624b\u7275\u624b\u7275\u624b\u7275\u624b.<\/a>..<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(c\u00f3ng qi\u00e1n y\u01d2u li\u01ceng zh\u012b zh\u0101ng y\u00fa xi\u0101ng \u00e0i le, r\u00e1n h\u00f2u t\u0101 men qi\u0101n sh\u01d2u qi\u0101n sh\u01d2u qi\u0101n sh\u01d2u qi\u0101n sh\u01d2u qi\u0101n sh\u01d2u qi\u0101n sh\u01d2u\u2026)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Once upon a time, two octopi fall in love with each other, then they held hands, held hands, held hands, held hands, held hands, held hands\u2026.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Lion vs Turtle<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/dictionary.writtenchinese.com\/#sk=%E7%8B%AE%E5%AD%90%E4%B8%8E%E4%B9%8C%E9%BE%9F%E5%87%86%E5%A4%87%E6%89%93%E6%9E%B6%EF%BC%8C%E6%89%93%E6%9E%B6%E5%89%8D%E4%B9%8C%E9%BE%9F%E5%AF%B9%E7%8B%AE%E5%AD%90%E8%AF%B4%EF%BC%9A%E6%89%93%E6%9E%B6%E5%89%8D%EF%BC%8C%E9%BA%BB%E7%83%A6%E6%8A%8A%E4%BD%A0%E7%9A%84%E5%A4%B4%E5%8F%91%E6%89%8E%E8%B5%B7%E6%9D%A5&amp;svt=pinyin\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\u72ee\u5b50\u4e0e\u4e4c\u9f9f\u51c6\u5907\u6253\u67b6\uff0c\u6253\u67b6\u524d\u4e4c\u9f9f\u5bf9\u72ee\u5b50\u8bf4\uff1a\u201d\u6253\u67b6\u524d\uff0c\u9ebb\u70e6\u628a\u4f60\u7684\u5934\u53d1\u624e\u8d77\u6765<\/a>\uff01\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(sh\u012b zi y\u00f9 w\u016b gu\u012b zh\u01d4n b\u00e8i d\u01ce ji\u00e0, d\u01ce ji\u00e0 qi\u00e1n w\u016b gu\u012b du\u00ec sh\u012b zi shu\u014d: \u201cd\u01ce ji\u00e0 qi\u00e1n, m\u00e1 fan b\u01ce n\u01d0 de t\u00f3u fa z\u0101 q\u01d0 lai.\u201d)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/dictionary.writtenchinese.com\/#sk=%E7%8B%AE%E5%AD%90%E5%8F%88%E5%AF%B9%E4%B9%8C%E9%BE%9F%E8%AF%B4%EF%BC%9A%E9%82%A3%E4%BD%A0%E4%B9%9F%E8%A6%81%E6%8A%8A%E4%BD%A0%E7%9A%84%E5%8C%85%E6%94%BE%E4%B8%8B&amp;svt=pinyin\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\u72ee\u5b50\u53c8\u5bf9\u4e4c\u9f9f\u8bf4\uff1a\u90a3\u4f60\u4e5f\u8981\u628a\u4f60\u7684\u5305\u653e\u4e0b<\/a>\u3002<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(sh\u012b zi y\u00f2u du\u00ec w\u016b gu\u012b shu\u014d: \u201cn\u00e0 n\u01d0 y\u011b y\u00e0o b\u01ce n\u01d0 de b\u0101o f\u00e0ng xia.\u201d)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The Lion and Turtle were getting ready to fight with each other. Before they began, the turtle said, \u201dPlease tie your hair up.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The lion replied, \u201cIn that case, you should take your bag off too.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Juice<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"228\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writtenchinese.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Juice-joke-300x228.png?resize=300%2C228&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6451\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writtenchinese.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Juice-joke.png?resize=300%2C228&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writtenchinese.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Juice-joke.png?resize=510%2C388&amp;ssl=1 510w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writtenchinese.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Juice-joke.png?resize=100%2C76&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writtenchinese.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Juice-joke.png?w=750&amp;ssl=1 750w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/dictionary.writtenchinese.com\/#sk=%E5%B0%8F%E6%98%8E%20%E5%92%8C%E8%8D%89%E8%8E%93%EF%BC%8C%E8%A5%BF%E7%93%9C%EF%BC%8C%E8%A5%BF%E7%BA%A2%E6%9F%BF%E4%B8%80%E8%B5%B7%E4%B8%8A%E8%A1%97%E7%8E%A9&amp;svt=pinyin\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\u5c0f\u660e\u548c\u8349\u8393\uff0c\u897f\u74dc\uff0c\u897f\u7ea2\u67ff\u4e00\u8d77\u4e0a\u8857\u73a9<\/a>\u3002<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(xi\u01ceo m\u00edng h\u00e9 c\u01ceo m\u00e9i, x\u012b gu\u0101, x\u012b h\u00f3ng sh\u00ec y\u012b q\u01d0 sh\u00e0ng ji\u0113 w\u00e1n.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/dictionary.writtenchinese.com\/#sk=%E7%AC%AC%E4%B8%80%E4%B8%AA%E8%B7%AF%E5%8F%A3%EF%BC%8C%E8%A5%BF%E7%93%9C%E8%A2%AB%E8%BD%A6%E6%92%9E%E4%BA%86%EF%BC%8C%E5%B0%8F%E6%98%8E%E8%AF%B4%EF%BC%9A%E2%80%9C%E5%93%88%E5%93%88%E5%93%88%EF%BC%8C%E8%A5%BF%E7%93%9C%E6%B1%81&amp;svt=pinyin\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\u7b2c\u4e00\u4e2a\u8def\u53e3\uff0c\u897f\u74dc\u88ab\u8f66\u649e\u4e86\uff0c\u5c0f\u660e\u8bf4\uff1a\u201c\u54c8\u54c8\u54c8\uff0c\u897f\u74dc\u6c41<\/a>\uff01\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(d\u00ec y\u012b g\u00e8 l\u00f9 k\u01d2u, x\u012b gu\u0101 b\u00e8i ch\u0113 zhu\u00e0ng le, xi\u01ceo m\u00edng shu\u014d: \u201ch\u0101 h\u0101 h\u0101, x\u012b gu\u0101 zh\u012b!\u201d)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/dictionary.writtenchinese.com\/#sk=%E7%AC%AC%E4%BA%8C%E4%B8%AA%E8%B7%AF%E5%8F%A3%EF%BC%8C%E8%A5%BF%E7%BA%A2%E6%9F%BF%E8%A2%AB%E8%BD%A6%E6%92%9E%E4%BA%86%EF%BC%8C%E5%B0%8F%E6%98%8E%E8%AF%B4%EF%BC%9A%E2%80%9C%E5%93%88%E5%93%88%E5%93%88%EF%BC%8C%E7%95%AA%E8%8C%84%E9%85%B1&amp;svt=pinyin\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\u7b2c\u4e8c\u4e2a\u8def\u53e3\uff0c\u897f\u7ea2\u67ff\u88ab\u8f66\u649e\u4e86\uff0c\u5c0f\u660e\u8bf4\uff1a\u201c\u54c8\u54c8\u54c8\uff0c\u756a\u8304\u9171<\/a>\uff01\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(d\u00ec \u00e8r g\u00e8 l\u00f9 k\u01d2u, x\u012b h\u00f3ng sh\u00ec b\u00e8i ch\u0113 zhu\u00e0ng le, xi\u01ceo m\u00edng shu\u014d: \u201ch\u0101 h\u0101 h\u0101, f\u0101n qi\u00e9 ji\u00e0ng!\u201d)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/dictionary.writtenchinese.com\/#sk=%E7%AC%AC%E4%B8%89%E4%B8%AA%E8%B7%AF%E5%8F%A3%EF%BC%8C%E5%B0%8F%E6%98%8E%E8%A2%AB%E8%BD%A6%E7%A2%BE%E4%BA%86%EF%BC%8C%E8%8D%89%E8%8E%93%E8%AF%B4%EF%BC%9A%E2%80%9C%E5%93%88%E5%93%88%E5%93%88%EF%BC%8C%E4%BA%BA%E6%B8%A3&amp;svt=pinyin\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\u7b2c\u4e09\u4e2a\u8def\u53e3\uff0c\u5c0f\u660e\u88ab\u8f66\u78be\u4e86\uff0c\u8349\u8393\u8bf4\uff1a\u201c\u54c8\u54c8\u54c8\uff0c\u4eba\u6e23<\/a>\uff01\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(d\u00ec s\u0101n g\u00e8 l\u00f9 k\u01d2u, xi\u01ceo m\u00edng b\u00e8i ch\u0113 zhu\u00e0ng le, c\u01ceo m\u00e9i shu\u014d: \u201ch\u0101 h\u0101 h\u0101, r\u00e9n zh\u0101.\u201d)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Xiao Ming went out with a strawberry, a watermelon, and a tomato.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>At the first intersection, the watermelon was hit by a car. Xiao Ming laughed, &#8220;ha ha ha, watermelon juice!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>At the second crossing, the tomato was hit by a car. Xiao Ming said, &#8220;ha ha ha, ketchup!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The third intersection, Xiao Ming was hit by a car. The strawberry said: &#8220;ha ha ha, scumbag!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">The Mighty Ant<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"298\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writtenchinese.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Chinese-Ant-joke-300x298.jpg?resize=300%2C298&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6452\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writtenchinese.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Chinese-Ant-joke.jpg?resize=300%2C298&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writtenchinese.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Chinese-Ant-joke.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writtenchinese.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Chinese-Ant-joke.jpg?w=480&amp;ssl=1 480w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/dictionary.writtenchinese.com\/#sk=%E4%B8%80%E5%8F%AA%E8%9A%82%E8%9A%81%E5%9C%A8%E8%B7%AF%E4%B8%8A%E7%9C%8B%E8%A7%81%E4%B8%80%E5%A4%B4%E5%A4%A7%E8%B1%A1%EF%BC%8C%E8%9A%82%E8%9A%81%E9%92%BB%E8%BF%9B%E5%9C%9F%E9%87%8C%EF%BC%8C%E5%8F%AA%E6%9C%89%E4%B8%80%E5%8F%AA%E8%85%BF%E9%9C%B2%E5%9C%A8%E5%A4%96%E9%9D%A2&amp;svt=pinyin\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\u4e00\u53ea\u8682\u8681\u5728\u8def\u4e0a\u770b\u89c1\u4e00\u5934\u5927\u8c61\uff0c\u8682\u8681\u94bb\u8fdb\u571f\u91cc\uff0c\u53ea\u6709\u4e00\u53ea\u817f\u9732\u5728\u5916\u9762<\/a>\u3002<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(y\u012b zh\u012b m\u01ce y\u01d0 z\u00e0i l\u00f9 shang k\u00e0n ji\u00e0n y\u012b t\u00f3u d\u00e0 xi\u00e0ng, m\u01ce y\u01d0 zu\u0101n j\u00ecn t\u01d4 l\u01d0, zh\u01d0 y\u01d2u y\u012b zh\u01d0 tu\u01d0 l\u00f2u z\u00e0i w\u00e0i mian.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/dictionary.writtenchinese.com\/#sk=%E5%B0%8F%E5%85%94%E5%AD%90%E7%9C%8B%E8%A7%81%E4%B8%8D%E8%A7%A3%E7%9A%84%E9%97%AE%EF%BC%9A%22%E4%B8%BA%E4%BB%80%E4%B9%88%E6%8A%8A%E8%85%BF%E9%9C%B2%E5%9C%A8%E5%A4%96%E9%9D%A2&amp;svt=pinyin\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\u5c0f\u5154\u5b50\u770b\u89c1\u4e0d\u89e3\u7684\u95ee\uff1a&#8221;\u4e3a\u4ec0\u4e48\u628a\u817f\u9732\u5728\u5916\u9762<\/a>\uff1f&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(xi\u01ceo t\u00f9 zi k\u00e0n ji\u00e0n b\u00f9 ji\u011b de w\u00e8n: \u201cw\u00e8i sh\u00e9n me b\u01ce tu\u01d0 l\u00f2u z\u00e0i w\u00e0i mian?\u201d)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/dictionary.writtenchinese.com\/#sk=%E8%9A%82%E8%9A%81%E8%AF%B4%EF%BC%9A%22%E5%98%98%EF%BC%81%E5%88%AB%E5%87%BA%E5%A3%B0%EF%BC%8C%E8%80%81%E5%AD%90%E7%BB%8A%E4%BB%96%E4%B8%80%E8%B7%A4&amp;svt=pinyin\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\u8682\u8681\u8bf4\uff1a&#8221;\u5618\uff01\u522b\u51fa\u58f0\uff0c\u8001\u5b50\u7eca\u4ed6\u4e00\u8de4<\/a>\uff01&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(m\u01ce y\u01d0 shu\u014d: \u201cx\u016b! bi\u00e9 ch\u016b sh\u0113ng, l\u01ceo zi b\u00e0n t\u0101 y\u012b ji\u0101o!\u201d)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>An ant saw an elephant on the road. The ant burrowed into the soil, and left one leg outside.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A rabbit saw and asked curiously, &#8220;why do you have one legs outside? &#8220;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The ant said, &#8220;Hush! Keep quiet, I will trip him over! &#8220;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Gone Fishin\u2019<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"301\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writtenchinese.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Rabbit-Fishing-Joke.jpg?resize=400%2C301&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6453\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writtenchinese.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Rabbit-Fishing-Joke.jpg?w=400&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writtenchinese.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Rabbit-Fishing-Joke.jpg?resize=100%2C75&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writtenchinese.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Rabbit-Fishing-Joke.jpg?resize=300%2C226&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/dictionary.writtenchinese.com\/#sk=%E7%AC%AC%E4%B8%80%E5%A4%A9%EF%BC%8C%E5%B0%8F%E5%85%94%E5%AD%90%E5%8E%BB%E6%B2%B3%E8%BE%B9%E9%92%93%E9%B1%BC%EF%BC%8C%E4%BB%80%E4%B9%88%E4%B9%9F%E6%B2%A1%E9%92%93%E5%88%B0%EF%BC%8C%E5%9B%9E%E5%AE%B6%E4%BA%86&amp;svt=pinyin\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\u7b2c\u4e00\u5929\uff0c\u5c0f\u5154\u5b50\u53bb\u6cb3\u8fb9\u9493\u9c7c\uff0c\u4ec0\u4e48\u4e5f\u6ca1\u9493\u5230\uff0c\u56de\u5bb6\u4e86<\/a>\u3002<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(d\u00ec y\u012b ti\u0101n, xi\u01ceo t\u00f9 zi q\u00f9 h\u00e9 bi\u0101n di\u00e0o y\u00fa, sh\u00e9n me y\u011b m\u00e9i di\u00e0o d\u00e0o, hu\u00ed ji\u0101 le.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/dictionary.writtenchinese.com\/#sk=%E7%AC%AC%E4%BA%8C%E5%A4%A9%EF%BC%8C%E5%B0%8F%E5%85%94%E5%AD%90%E5%8F%88%E5%8E%BB%E6%B2%B3%E8%BE%B9%E9%92%93%E9%B1%BC%EF%BC%8C%E8%BF%98%E6%98%AF%E4%BB%80%E4%B9%88%E4%B9%9F%E6%B2%A1%E9%92%93%E5%88%B0%EF%BC%8C%E5%9B%9E%E5%AE%B6%E4%BA%86&amp;svt=pinyin\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\u7b2c\u4e8c\u5929\uff0c\u5c0f\u5154\u5b50\u53c8\u53bb\u6cb3\u8fb9\u9493\u9c7c\uff0c\u8fd8\u662f\u4ec0\u4e48\u4e5f\u6ca1\u9493\u5230\uff0c\u56de\u5bb6\u4e86<\/a>\u3002<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(d\u00ec \u00e8r ti\u0101n, xi\u01ceo t\u00f9 zi y\u00f2u q\u00f9 h\u00e9 bi\u0101n di\u00e0o y\u00fa, h\u00e1i sh\u00ec sh\u00e9n me y\u011b m\u00e9i di\u00e0o d\u00e0o, hu\u00ed ji\u0101 le.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/dictionary.writtenchinese.com\/#sk=%E7%AC%AC%E4%B8%89%E5%A4%A9%EF%BC%8C%E5%B0%8F%E5%85%94%E5%AD%90%E5%88%9A%E5%88%B0%E6%B2%B3%E8%BE%B9%EF%BC%8C%E4%B8%80%E6%9D%A1%E5%A4%A7%E9%B1%BC%E4%BB%8E%E6%B2%B3%E9%87%8C%E8%B7%B3%E5%87%BA%E6%9D%A5%EF%BC%8C%E5%86%B2%E7%9D%80%E5%B0%8F%E5%85%94%E5%AD%90%E5%A4%A7%E5%8F%AB%EF%BC%9A%E2%80%9D%20%E8%AF%A5%E6%AD%BB%E7%9A%84%E4%BD%A0%E8%A6%81%E6%98%AF%E5%86%8D%E6%95%A2%E7%94%A8%E8%83%A1%E8%90%9D%E5%8D%9C%E5%BD%93%E9%B1%BC%E9%A5%B5%EF%BC%8C%E6%88%91%E5%B0%B1%E6%89%81%E6%AD%BB%E4%BD%A0&amp;svt=pinyin\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\u7b2c\u4e09\u5929\uff0c\u5c0f\u5154\u5b50\u521a\u5230\u6cb3\u8fb9\uff0c\u4e00\u6761\u5927\u9c7c\u4ece\u6cb3\u91cc\u8df3\u51fa\u6765\uff0c\u51b2\u7740\u5c0f\u5154\u5b50\u5927\u53eb\uff1a\u201d \u8be5\u6b7b\u7684\u4f60\u8981\u662f\u518d\u6562\u7528\u80e1\u841d\u535c\u5f53\u9c7c\u9975\uff0c\u6211\u5c31\u6241\u6b7b\u4f60<\/a>\uff01\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(d\u00ec s\u0101n ti\u0101n, xi\u01ceo t\u00f9 zi g\u0101ng d\u00e0o h\u00e9 bi\u0101n, y\u012b ti\u00e1o d\u00e0 y\u00fa c\u00f3ng h\u00e9 l\u01d0 ti\u00e0o ch\u016b l\u00e1i, ch\u014dng zhe xi\u01ceo t\u00f9 zi d\u00e0 ji\u00e0o: \u201cg\u0101i s\u01d0 de n\u01d0 y\u00e0o shi z\u00e0i g\u01cen y\u00f2ng h\u00fa lu\u00f3 bo d\u0101ng y\u00fa \u011br, w\u01d2 ji\u00f9 bi\u01cen s\u01d0 n\u01d0.\u201d)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>On the first day, the rabbit went fishing. He caught nothing and went home.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>On the second day, the rabbit went fishing again. He still didn\u2019t catch anything, so he returned home.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>On the third day, the rabbit went to the river, when a big fish jumped out from the river, rushed towards the small rabbit and shouted: &#8220;Damn it, if you dare to use carrots as bait again, I will beat you to death!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Doughnuts<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"244\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writtenchinese.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Rabbit-doughnuts-Chinese-joke-244x300.png?resize=244%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6454\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writtenchinese.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Rabbit-doughnuts-Chinese-joke.png?resize=244%2C300&amp;ssl=1 244w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writtenchinese.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Rabbit-doughnuts-Chinese-joke.png?resize=510%2C627&amp;ssl=1 510w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writtenchinese.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Rabbit-doughnuts-Chinese-joke.png?resize=81%2C100&amp;ssl=1 81w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.writtenchinese.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Rabbit-doughnuts-Chinese-joke.png?w=651&amp;ssl=1 651w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 244px) 100vw, 244px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/dictionary.writtenchinese.com\/#sk=%E5%B0%8F%E5%85%94%E5%AD%90%E8%B9%A6%E8%B9%A6%E8%B7%B3%E8%B7%B3%E5%88%B0%E9%9D%A2%E5%8C%85%E6%88%BF%EF%BC%8C%E9%97%AE%EF%BC%9A%E2%80%9C%E8%80%81%E6%9D%BF%EF%BC%8C%E4%BD%A0%E4%BB%AC%E6%9C%89%E6%B2%A1%E6%9C%89%E4%B8%80%E7%99%BE%E4%B8%AA%E7%94%9C%E7%94%9C%E5%9C%88%E5%95%8A&amp;svt=pinyin\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\u5c0f\u5154\u5b50\u8e66\u8e66\u8df3\u8df3\u5230\u9762\u5305\u623f\uff0c\u95ee\uff1a\u201c\u8001\u677f\uff0c\u4f60\u4eec\u6709\u6ca1\u6709\u4e00\u767e\u4e2a\u751c\u751c\u5708\u554a<\/a>\uff1f\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(xi\u01ceo t\u00f9 zi b\u00e8ng 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href=\"https:\/\/dictionary.writtenchinese.com\/#sk=%E7%AC%AC%E4%B8%89%E5%A4%A9%EF%BC%8C%E5%B0%8F%E5%85%94%E5%AD%90%E8%B9%A6%E8%B9%A6%E8%B7%B3%E8%B7%B3%E5%88%B0%E9%9D%A2%E5%8C%85%E6%88%BF%2C%E2%80%9C%E8%80%81%E6%9D%BF%EF%BC%8C%E6%9C%89%E6%B2%A1%E6%9C%89%E4%B8%80%E7%99%BE%E4%B8%AA%E7%94%9C%E7%94%9C%E5%9C%88%20%E5%95%8A&amp;svt=pinyin\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\u7b2c\u4e09\u5929\uff0c\u5c0f\u5154\u5b50\u8e66\u8e66\u8df3\u8df3\u5230\u9762\u5305\u623f,\u201c\u8001\u677f\uff0c\u6709\u6ca1\u6709\u4e00\u767e\u4e2a\u751c\u751c\u5708 \u554a<\/a>\uff1f\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(d\u00ec s\u0101n ti\u0101n, xi\u01ceo t\u00f9 zi b\u00e8ng b\u00e8ng ti\u00e0o ti\u00e0o d\u00e0o mi\u00e0n b\u0101o f\u00e1ng, \u201dl\u01ceo b\u01cen, y\u01d2u m\u00e9i y\u01d2u y\u012b b\u01cei g\u00e8 ti\u00e1n ti\u00e1n qu\u0101n a?\u201d)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/dictionary.writtenchinese.com\/#sk=%E8%80%81%E6%9D%BF%E9%AB%98%E5%85%B4%E7%9A%84%E8%AF%B4%EF%BC%9A%E2%80%9C%E6%9C%89%E4%BA%86%EF%BC%8C%E6%9C%89%E4%BA%86%EF%BC%8C%E4%BB%8A%E5%A4%A9%E6%88%91%E4%BB%AC%E6%9C%89%E4%B8%80%E7%99%BE%E4%B8%AA%E7%94%9C%E7%94%9C%E5%9C%88%E4%BA%86%EF%BC%81%EF%BC%81%E2%80%9D%20%E5%B0%8F%E5%85%94%E5%AD%90%E6%8E%8F%E5%87%BA%E9%92%B1%EF%BC%9A%E2%80%9C%E5%A4%AA%E5%A5%BD%E4%BA%86%EF%BC%8C%E6%88%91%E4%B9%B0%E4%B8%A4%E4%B8%AA&amp;svt=pinyin\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\u8001\u677f\u9ad8\u5174\u7684\u8bf4\uff1a\u201c\u6709\u4e86\uff0c\u6709\u4e86\uff0c\u4eca\u5929\u6211\u4eec\u6709\u4e00\u767e\u4e2a\u751c\u751c\u5708\u4e86\uff01\uff01\u201d \u5c0f\u5154\u5b50\u638f\u51fa\u94b1\uff1a\u201c\u592a\u597d\u4e86\uff0c\u6211\u4e70\u4e24\u4e2a<\/a>\uff01\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(l\u01ceo b\u01cen g\u0101o x\u00ecng de shu\u014d: \u201cy\u01d2u le, y\u01d2u le, j\u012bn ti\u0101n w\u01d2 men y\u01d2u y\u012b b\u01cei g\u00e8 ti\u00e1n ti\u00e1n qu\u0101n le!\u201d xi\u01ceo t\u00f9 zi t\u0101o ch\u016b qi\u00e1n: \u201ct\u00e0i h\u01ceo le, w\u01d2 m\u01cei li\u01ceng g\u00e8.\u201d)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A small rabbit went to the bakery and asked, \u201cHey shopkeeper, do you have 100 doughnuts?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cSorry, we do not have that many doughnuts.\u201d The shopkeeper answered.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cAll right&#8230;\u201d The small rabbit dropped his head dejectedly and left.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>On the second day, the small rabbit went to the bakery again and asked, \u201cHey shopkeeper, do you have 100 doughnuts?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cSorry, we do not have so many doughnuts.\u201d The shopkeeper answered.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cAll right&#8230;\u201d The small rabbit dropped his head dejectedly and left.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>On the third day, the small rabbit went to the bakery again and asked, \u201cHey shopkeeper, do you have 100 doughnuts?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYes, today we have 100 doughnuts!\u201d The shopkeeper answered happily.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The small rabbit took out his wallet and said: \u201cGreat! I want two!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Do you know any Chinese jokes? Share them with us below!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chinese and Western humour can often be quite different. Whilst Western humour is often based on sarcasm, Chinese jokes may sometimes be described as \u2018black humour\u2019. When it comes to TV and movies, slapstick is a popular choice, as well as short skits. 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